I comot for house before 8 o clock, so that I go fit use leg reach there on time, I no wan use okada go anywhere, those people too dey charge person, this my leg na correct benzo. I don settle my mind for wetin wan happen, I no be small pikin. If Mama Uka wan make I climb am, I go climb am, as far as money go come out, she no kuku get husband again, make e no be like say na another man mountain I dey climb. Me like this no go like make another man climb my mountain, by the time I marry. That one no good at all.
As I reach the hotel, the receptionist direct me where room 206 dey, I check my kpalasa tecno phone wey I use rubber tie, na 10 minutes to 8 dey knack, I do well. I know say the girl wey dey reception go dey wonder wetin make small boy like me dey find woman wey senior my mama, for this kain place. The way she take eye me sef, be like no be today she don dey see this kain thing. She sound like person wey body dey pepper, like say na me send am work. The hotel no even make sense, be like wetin dem abandon, dey smell cigar, cigar and piss, some parts of the chair wey dey reception don tear finish. Make I no talk sha, we no get chair for our house, if na this tear, tear type we get, I go dey do big boy.
As I waka reach room 206, I first pray inside my mind, before I knock 3 times, like Mama Uka tell me. E no reach 1 minute, naim she open the door, kon gimme sign to enter, she no even lemme sidon, na as I close the door she start, straight to the matter …
Matthew; good evening, ma”
Mama Uka; ehen, Matthew. Oya, pull your trouser make I check something, fast, fast”
Matthew; you say?”
Mama Uka; I say pull jean comot for body, make I see wetin you carry, I no wan make you waste my time. Abi I carry water for mouth dey talk ni?”…
Omo, I no understand this one o. We suppose arrange ourselves first, before main match go start, she no say make she buy water for me to drink, or ask me if I wan drink minerals. One mind tell me say make I jakpa, as door still dey my back, she no go fit force me na, another mind reason how I go dey waka up and down for hood, dey find another work, I kon bone, begin pull jean. The way she take shout, as she see my gbola, make me shy. I know say I carry am right from time, no be today …
Mama Uka; chineke meee! This boy, na only you carry this kain thing dey waka everywhere? Abi another person own join your own? This one too big o, I never see this type before, and e never stand, naim e be like this, what if e kon stand nko?”
I kon begin shy, dey mix am with small smile, e even be like say my ears enlarge, as she dey praise my machine …
Matthew; na God, ma. Na God do am”
Mama Uka; you see as this thing dey now eeh, you go help me position am wella, make I put am for mouth, I wan see the full size when e don strong. Chim o, this one large gan. 21 years boy, carry this kain thing, by the time you enter 25, dem go do special boxers for you o”
She still carry yarns for mouth, when she begin push me go near bed, by then, I don comot legs for jean, kpatakpata …
Matthew; excuse me, I never do this type before”
Mama Uka; which type?”
Matthew; person never put my gbola for mouth before. I never experience am”
Mama Uka; shey na that play wey you dey play with small girls? Na now you go chop the main food. Better meat wey don done, wey get better experience, wey full well, well, with plenty ears for different corners. No worry yourself, just lie down for here, the thing go sweet you wella, na me dey tell you. By the time I finish with you today eeh, you no go near those chewing gum girls again. You no know say wetin you carry na raw gold, na wetin women dey find for street be this. I no believe say you work for me for a whole 1 year, I no suspect this big machine” …
As she talk finish, she use hand wrap am like say na big microphone ???? she hold, then she balance wella, kon put am for mouth. The kain shout wey I shout eeh, omo, the thing sweet me enter brain. Wetin be this? Choiii! Mama Uka na guru o. I say, nobody don lick ice-cream the way she dey lick this thing. E kon be like she wan use mouth drag the akamu out from that thing wey dey open on top the crown. Walahi, if this woman no kpai me today, I no fit kpai again.
She do am sote, I lose control, kon blast enter her mouth. Me wey dey hard before I blast. Last time wey I carry Chidimma enter one uncompleted building, she push me comot 2 times, because I no blast on time, and she don tire to stand, but last last, she still allow me finish, she say my gbola dey help her dey fit, na why she dey allow me steady. Now, I dey wonder wetin happen, maybe na because Mama Uka use mouth, e no be the same feeling with kpomo. I just dey pray for my mind, make Mama Uka no vex for me. Na so I lift head small, see as she dey smile, I kon relax my mind.
She enter bathroom go throw way spit, me go pick my jean for ground to wear am, Mama Uka change am for me o …
Mama Uka; wetin you wan do? You well so? Abi you think say I bring you come here just to do this one? Ogbeni, pull that thing, jor. Infact, pull everything wey you wear, come here”
I no talk anything, I just pull everything as she take tell me, as my shirt touch ground, Mama Uka don pull her own comot for her body, as I look am, e be me like say make I vomit. This woman don old finish o, see as everywhere fold, her belle cover the kpomo, I no even see anything. Her chest long cover her utubo (bellybutton). E get some kain marks wey full the body, different colors, some dey red, some dey brown, I no fit explain am sef. Where I wan start for here? Chai, make my gbola sha answer me o, because this thing wey I see so, fit send the thing to permanent sleep. As I dey reason how I go take use hands lift the belle comot one side, make I for take see the kpomo, Mama Uka kon talk wetin make my body to maaa jijiji …
Mama Uka; oya, come this side. Shebi you see as I take use my mouth chow your gbola so eeh, na so you sef go use take mouth chow this meat wey you dey see so. Make you no bite me o, because this one wey you open eyes like this, show say you never do am before. You go dey lick am, like say na soup wey sweet, you dey lick. All the koro, use mouth drag am, as you dey drag all those small, small girls nipppuuu. I go direct you wetin you go dey do. Come this side”
Matthew; you say? …
Mama Uka; I say make you come this side”
She point the area where she wan make I stay, as she relax, use 2 hands carry her belle, kon put one leg for east, the other one for west. Which kain wahala I land myself so? …
Jejely enjoy your almighty climber ????????????